Told my mom me and my boyfriend were thinking about moving in together and she’s out looking for microwaves and shit for me. Calm down mother.

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will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

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yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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